Politics
Just a Friendly Neighbour Living Above a Meth Lab
Trump threatens 50 percent tariffs and says Canada won't be "treated like a State" anymore. Good. We never asked to be one, and we're done pretending.
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News
Mail-In Voting Is Corrupt Unless Trump Is Doing It
Trump votes by mail again while trying to ban it for everyone else. A roast of the most prolific mail voter in America, by his own definition.
Politics
Tariffs, Tabarnaks, and the Fake-Beard Front
Canada walks away from the table, Trump tariffs false beards and antique chairs, and Washington learns why you never touch the cereal boxes.
Politics
A Press Release With a Trapdoor
Washington announced a deal, rewrote it in the final hours, then taxed Canada fifty per cent for refusing to sign. Only one side won't release the text.